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Wednesday, December 17, 2025 at 1:00 AM

Just Thinkin’

I yawned and wondered how much of my life had been consumed watching commercials on television. ‘Wasted’ was the first verb that came to mind, but given thought, ‘consumed’ was the more accurate. Television commercials stimulate me.

I yawned and wondered how much of my life had been consumed watching commercials on television. ‘Wasted’ was the first verb that came to mind, but given thought, ‘consumed’ was the more accurate. Television commercials stimulate me.

Viewing this new crop of commercials, I came to one conclusion. Should anyone in my family ever reach a modicum of success, my first advice to them would be, “Get Patrick Mahomes’ agent!” The young man seems to be everywhere, selling everything and anything.

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